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Her Dots Are Driving Me Nuts, Part 1

I really need to remember to take off my MrMsPacMan t-shirt when I'm done playing. The other day I left it on and took a walk. Nowhere special. Just to the other end of the mall to see what movies were playing. Nothing special to watch, I think. "Wait, is that Liam Neeson? Mr. Taken 1, 2, & 3? The Commuter? I'm down!", I thought myself as I walked up to the kiosk machine. There was only one seat left. A lonely orphan seat that paired me a guy who I'd learn was alone but far from lonely. I bought my ticket and headed for the theater. 
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The Best Weirdest Blind Date Ever

Bars are great places to practice Ms. PacMan. You get to hear good music, meet cool people, and drink until your too drunk to drive home. Fortunately, I don't drink alcohol anymore. I made that choice for myself about 3.5 years ago when I was attempting to shed my body of 80 lbs. My weight loss doctor told me that every time I consume alcohol, my metabolism shuts down for 48 hours. Dr. Oz confirmed it and also added that I'll grow an inch for every 35 lbs I loose. Wink wink. That was enough for me to go cold turkey and never look back.
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My Guinness World Record Submission got REJECTED

Its not my fault. I didn't know the Guinness World Record website sources its gaming data from another company. In other words, I was rejected as a technicality. They get the world record data from Twin Galaxies. Okay, my feelings aren't hurt as much any more. For a minute there, I was crushed like a coke can crushed by my future yellow Camaro tire with the MrMsPacMan vanity license plates.
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Be a Better Ms. PacMan Player. Do BNM Training. Trust me, It Works. --MrMsPacMan